December 2011
mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
When my mom is bitchin'
she mad for no reason like
im like, the fuck?
she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?”
im like “wait, me?”
then she’s like
so i run to my room like WTF!
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